I've wanted an outlet for the things that go “bump” in my head for quite some time now. I think that's part of the reason I decided to start doing the blog thing or, as I like to call it “The Bloggity dance.” The other reason is, I've realized, through my extensive research of watching people at the mall, that most people just want to be entertained. I've also come to realize that I'm a people and thus also want to be entertained. Since there are only so many hours in the day, after work, in which to produce armor and sundry other strange handicrafts, I decided to fill up the left over bits with the randomness from the ether where my brain should be and display it here for amusement purposes. This being the case, there will probably be a backwash of things that I've already written and not deigned to throw at the interweb until now. (If you've made it this far, God love you.)
I think the other reason is that I need some folks to bounce ideas at so that when they come back, flaming and wrinkled, I will truly know them for the wretched little beady eyed children of my soul that they are. I've titled my bouncing board “Praying for the Zombie Apocalypse” because it is in just such a situation that the mind must become rampantly free in order to survive the flesh eating mobs that roam about, indiscriminately devouring humanity. (Or maybe I just thought it sounded cool. Yeah, that's probably it.)
Therefore, my noble peers, let us embark on this strange journey together. Be my bewildered companion and perhaps we will find something that was worth the price of admission. Probably not though. Hopefully we can at least find the bathroom.
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